A trotting bike? Yes, please!

Ok, not really, but Trotify promises to at least make your bike sound like a trotting horse. I so would have wanted this as a kid (and maybe I kind of really want one now). I'm not sure which is more appealing: the fact that I could enjoy listening to the relaxing clipclop of a horse on cobbled roads while riding my bike, or that I just can't stop thinking of Month Python.